Garage shop · nights and weekends · Colorado

I have a laser engraver, a 3D printer,
and too much free time.

Mugs with your unit patch on them. Name plates for a desk. Business cards on real wood. A replacement knob for the thing your kid broke. If it fits on the bed, I can probably make it. Materials at cost, plus a few bucks for my time.

How this actually goes

  1. 1

    You describe it

    Use the form at the bottom. Rough idea is fine. A napkin sketch photo is fine. "Something like this but blue" is fine.

  2. 2

    I'll tell you what it'll cost

    I'll come back with a price, a rough timeline, and any "hey, that material won't work" notes. No obligation, no pressure.

  3. 3

    You approve, I make it

    I'll send a photo or a mockup before I hit go on anything permanent. Then you pick it up, or I mail it.

Stuff people ask me for

This isn't a menu, it's just what's come up so far. Ask about anything.

Drinkware

Ceramic mugs, powder-coated tumblers, pint glasses, growlers. Logos, patches, names, inside jokes, coordinates.

Patch and emblem art

Bring me a clean image of your shop, squadron, team, or club emblem and I'll get it onto wood, metal, or slate.

Business cards

Engraved on thin bamboo, birch, or brushed aluminum. Great for handing to about ten people who will keep them forever.

Name plates and desk signs

3D printed two-tone plates, engraved hardwood bars, or a wood base with an acrylic insert that lights up.

Gifts and farewell pieces

Going-away plaques, retirement gifts, wedding stuff, ornaments, coaster sets, cutting boards, bottle openers.

Satellites and rockets

Desk-scale models: cubesats with the panels deployed, launch vehicles, ground stations, orbital bus mockups. Pick a real one or design your own.

Toys, dice towers, minis

Articulated dragons, board game inserts, terrain, cosplay props. My printer doesn't care how nerdy it is.

Your weird idea

Broken knobs, brackets, that discontinued plastic part, or something nobody has made before. Genuinely, ask. The worst that happens is I say "that one's beyond me" and point you at someone better.

What I can engrave on

Filter by how it turns out. Not sure? Just ask, I'll test a scrap first.

Hardwood

Maple, walnut, cherry, oak. The classic. Deep contrast, smells great, hides mistakes.

Turns out great

Bamboo

Cutting boards, coasters, business cards. Engraves dark and clean with very little cleanup.

Turns out great

Baltic birch plywood

Cheap, flat, reliable. Best pick for signs, ornaments, and anything I have to cut out.

Turns out great

Leather

Veg-tan especially. Patches, keychains, notebook covers, dog collars, belt tips.

Turns out great

Anodized aluminum

Burns the color off down to bright silver. Perfect for name plates, tags, and card blanks.

Turns out great

Slate and stone

Coasters, cheese boards, house markers. Comes out chalky white against dark grey.

Turns out great

Acrylic

Cast acrylic frosts beautifully. Edge-lit signs, badge holders, award blanks, keychains.

Turns out great

Powder-coated tumblers

The insulated cup everybody owns. The coating lifts off to bare steel. Very popular, very hard to mess up.

Works well

Ceramic mugs and tile

Glazed surfaces mark permanently. Dishwasher safe in practice, hand wash if you love it.

Works well

Glass

Pint glasses, bottles, mason jars. Frosted etch. Curved surfaces need a rotary pass, so allow extra time.

Works well

Cork

Coasters, board backing, trivets. Fast, cheap, forgiving.

Works well

Paper and cardstock

Invitations, tags, intricate cutouts. Thick stock only, thin paper likes to catch.

Works well

Canvas and denim

Tote bags, jackets, patches. Light scorch look, works best on natural fibers.

Works well

Bare stainless and steel

Needs a marking spray coat first. Doable and permanent, it just adds a step and a little cost.

Doable, but fussy

Painted and coated metal

Depends entirely on the coating. Bring me two if you have them so I can burn one as a test.

Doable, but fussy

Rubber and silicone

Stamps and mats will work. Smells terrible, so it's a nice-weather-only job.

Doable, but fussy

Dark or busy surfaces

Engraving is one color: whatever is under the surface. Low contrast materials can come out muddy.

Doable, but fussy

PVC or vinyl

Hard no. It gives off chlorine gas and eats the machine. If you're not sure what your plastic is, ask before you buy it.

Won't do

Polycarbonate and Lexan

Doesn't cut, just discolors and stinks. Acrylic is the answer instead.

Won't do

ABS and HDPE sheet

Melts, drips, and catches. I'll print you the part instead of cutting it.

Won't do
On the 3D printing side: PLA for most things (cheapest, best colors, not for a hot car), PETG when it needs to survive outside or take a little abuse, TPU when it needs to flex. Ask about multi-color, I can do two-tone text and inlays.

What it costs

I'm not trying to make rent off this. The math is simple: what the material cost me, plus a bit for the hours.

Small stuff

$5 to $20

Keychains, single coasters, ornaments, tags, small prints, one engraved cup.

The usual

$20 to $60

Coaster sets, tumblers, name plates, a stack of business cards, a decent size sign, most gift pieces.

Bigger jobs

Let's talk

Batches of 20 or more, big cutting boards, multi-part builds, anything with a lot of design work in it.

Tell me what you need

Nothing here is required except a way to reach you and a rough idea. I'll get back to you in a day or two.

Have artwork or a photo? Don't attach it here. Hit Open in email below and attach it to the message. Vector files (SVG, AI, PDF) are ideal, a clean PNG is fine, a photo of a patch works too.

Questions I actually get

Is this an official anything?

No. This is a personal hobby run out of my garage on my own time with my own equipment. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any government agency, military service, or employer, and nothing here is done in any official capacity.

Can you put my unit or squadron emblem on something?

I can engrave artwork you provide for your own personal use, gifts, and morale items. Official seals, emblems, and insignia often carry rules about commercial use, so for anything beyond a personal one-off, check with whoever owns the artwork first. If your organization needs an officially licensed vendor, I'm not it, and I'll tell you that instead of taking your money.

Do you do rank insignia, medals, or ribbons?

Decorative engraving of a design onto a mug or plaque, sure. I don't make or reproduce actual medals, decorations, or wearable insignia, and I won't engrave anything meant to pass as an official award.

How fast can you turn something around?

Most small jobs are three to seven days because I do this after work. If you need something for a ceremony on Friday, tell me on Monday and there's a decent chance. Tell me Thursday night and we're both going to be stressed.

What file formats do you want?

Best to worst: SVG, AI, EPS, PDF, high-res PNG with a transparent background, JPG, a photo of the thing. I can work with almost anything, cleaner files just mean faster and cheaper.

Can I bring my own mug or board?

Please do, it's cheaper for you. Just know that if the coating is something unusual the first attempt may not take, and I'm not able to replace a customer-supplied item that doesn't engrave cleanly. I'll always test an inconspicuous spot first when I can.

Do you ship?

Local pickup is easiest and free. I'll mail things at actual shipping cost if you're not nearby.

Will you copy a copyrighted logo or design?

Not for anything commercial, and not for brands or artists I'd be ripping off. Your own logo, your own art, public domain, or something you have permission to use is all fine.